Was general Tukur Buratai, our Chief of Army Staff (COAS), being disingenuous, insulting, or outright stupid when he declared that the $1.5 million property in Dubai, UAE, belonged to one of his wives? If you believe his story, you probably believe that the N2.5 billion the EFCC allegedly discovered in a bank account bearing the name of the maid of former Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah, belonged to her maid. “Believe this – You’ll believe anything” is one of the classics of the thriller maestro, James Hadley Chase, and nowhere does this prevarication and baloney play out than in our dear country. Our COAS has been in the news lately not because his men eventually routed and crushed the dreaded terrorist organization, Boko Haram (BH), but due to an alleged financial impropriety.